B*SH – Finally a place to get it off your chest

“ I am having the worst day. Thought I might actually have a date tonight....got postponed for what seems like the millionth time. No big deal right...not like I am in a comitted relationship. I just start to get awfully suspicious of people. AND do you men actually realize the amount of preparation involved in getting ready for a date???? FUCK! I am a decent looking person and I am intelligent, but somehow never seem to have many dates. The man I actually really really like is so busy he doesn't have time for me.....and lets not forget he isn't officially divorced yet. Do I have stupid written on my forehead? maybe? So that is my vent.....maybe he is dating so many other people he doesn't have time to date me...or maybe he really is busy with work. Who knows! UGH! ”

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“ I went to a jazz concert last night, one that I'd been looking forward to for weeks. And then these two guys set up camp in front of me, and kept TALKING all throughout the concert, TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING and blocking the view and laghing at irrelevant BS and paying no notice whatsoever to the musicians onstage, and burping up beer and blowing cigarette smoke straight into my face non-stop, and TALKING. ALL. NIGHT. THROUGH. I swear to all the gods, if I had a shotgun I would have blown their kneecaps off right then and there. ”

“ How dare you continue to act like you are the king of the fucking castle! I don't owe you a dam thing ”

“ Dear mom, fuck you ”

“ Dear Chris Barker of Lee University, you're pompus and stupid.. you keep getting fatter but expect to date barbies and want a perfect little pastors daughter to be your wife.. you're 25 and have never had and actual job. Like really get off your spoiled butt and do something real! you dress so stupidly.. no one cares that your shirts are from armani or what not... so stop bragging! I think you deserve to have your car keyed everyday.. you have the dumbest face in the world.. and are an enormus buttmucher.. I challenge you to respond! ”

“ Dear Vodafone. I hate you. Love An Angry Customer. ”

“ My wife is so downright lazy. She got few days at home and can't do crap and she blames my 5 month old kid. How weird ”

“ Plain and Simple: I hate you, please go die. ”

“ You say you hate me more than anyone, yet you feel this constant need to talk so much bullshit and recruit everyone we know into hating me. Yet you wanna deny all that when people come back and tell me about. Why am I worth so much of your breath if just hearing my name makes you cringe? Please, do us all a favor, grow the fuck up, and also shut the fuck up. ”