B*SH – Finally a place to get it off your chest

“ I tricked my father into thinking that we were just driving around a friend but i guess we were. But really the friend needed to get drugs/ i told him it was just money from a friend. We brought her to her friends and she brought her with them and the baby. Though he figured out there story was a lie through minor details. All he tihnks it is was us getting played for her to hang out with her own friend. I didnt mind though because i knew the real situation. Also my other friend is in love with our manager who looks disgusting he cant be a lttle over five feet and is insanely bug eyed and just BLEH! alright that just needed to some out -_- i dont exactly feel better though ”

“ I really wish my girlfriend would stop telling me she's going to cut off my penis. It's getting scary. Seriously, stop. ”

“ I hate girls who walk around dressed all slutty and then complain that guys dont treat them with respect.WTF?And then they flirt with every guy around and try to tell their boyfriends that these guys are "obsessed" with them and shit to look innocent.What bs.Quit acting like a slut and you wont get treated like one,dummy ”

“ Fuck my fucking slum ass landlord right in his snobby rich ass. motherfuckin refrigerator is broken and this fucking bum wont even pick up his phone so I can get a repair guy out here to fix the fuckin piece of shit. Lazy ass motherfuckin rich bastard. I hope he eats a fucking salmonella tomato. ”

“ If I'd known Oscar the grouch was cleaner than you, I'dve never moved in with you you dirty fuck. get off your lazy drunk ass and do some goddamn dishes for a change. dirty hobo. ”

“ Allena is such a bitch! She thinks she's so perfect but she is just a whore. ”

“ Quit fucking drinking and partying and doing drugs all the time and grow up!!!!Do you really think Its cool to get trashed?To spend tons of money to put toxins in your body?To do shit just because your friends are doing it?Oh man,how cool...riiiiiight.Or because youre too weak to deal with life?To act retarded running around laughing at absolutely nothing?Its not even funny,Its just plain pathetic and sad.Youre celebrating nothing except the right to be fucking idiots and throw your lives away.Is that a way to live?Acting like fucking monkeys with no morals,modesty,or decency all the time ? ”

“ So my siblings are dumbasses. They do stupid shit. They're both underage, but thoroughly enjoy drinking until they're totally wasted, smoking, and walking around town drunk with no regard for their own safety or the safety of others. Are you guys retarded? If you want to drink, fine. You want to fuck around town totally wasted, wasting your life away? Fine. But don't take the entire night talking about your previous adventures and how awesome it all was, and how you can't wait to do it again. And on top of it all, don't ask me to join you. Because you know I don't drink. And after I respond with "I don't drink.", don't ask me if I'm sure. Of course I'm sure. I. Don't. Drink. Can I make it any clearer? You guys are stupid. ”

“ Lately my friend has been calling me to hang out, but he wants me to travel across town to meet him. We always do things his way, and it has happened 4-5 days in a row. But I haven't been following through with his plans because I don't want to go across town. today, on 4th of july, I invite him to a gathering at this park where I go every 4th with ppl, and he makes his own idea to go to this pier by the water. Then my other friend initially agrees with me and then ends up going with my bossy friend. So basically my bossy friend RUINED my whole plan and expected me to go to the Pier with him. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A FUCKING PIER, I WANT TO DO THINGS MY WAY FOR ONCE AND I WANT MY FRIENDS TO BE FUCKING DEPENDABLE, NOT FLAKEY. FUCK. GOD DAMNIT. ”

“ whoever said everything happens for a reason really needs to go die IN A GOD DAMN HOLE OR I WIL FIND THEM AND SHOOT THEM IN THE FUCKING HEAD! why do they get the perfect life? they've done too much damage to the worled yet they're living a fucking fairy tale. and the one's they affected are still suffering FUCK! ”